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Camelot

Lummi Island's Private Community Network

"On second thought, let's not go to Nextdoor. 'Tis a silly place."

Request to Join the Round Table
Already a member? Enter the castle →
🕊️ Seeking the Holy Switchboard? Visit LummiComm →

The Code of Camelot

What we stand for — and what we refuse.

No ads.

Not now, not ever. We seek the Grail, not your wallet.

No algorithms.

Your feed is chronological. We don't decide what you see.

Residents only.

Verified Lummi Island neighbors. No bots, no strangers.

Your data stays here.

We don't sell it, mine it, or feed it to anything.

What Awaits in the Castle

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

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The Great Hall
Community feed — posts, photos, discussion
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The Round Table
Events, gatherings, and RSVPs
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The Trading Post
Buy, sell, or give away
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Courier Pigeons
Private messages between neighbors
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Knights of Lummi
Member directory

Request to Join the Round Table

Tell us who you are. The council will review your petition.

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Your petition has been received!
The council will review it shortly. Watch your email for word from the castle.

Three Questions from the Bridge Keeper

Fill out the petition form above with your name, email, and Lummi Island address. An admin will verify you're an island resident and approve your request. Once approved, you'll get an email with a link to enter Camelot.
Post updates, share photos, discuss island life, list items for sale or free, create and RSVP to events, send private messages to neighbors, and stay informed with safety alerts — all in a clean, chronological feed with zero ads.
African or European? Doesn't matter — either way, it's less than a shrubbery. Camelot runs on a small monthly subscription to keep the servers humming, the ads nonexistent, and your data out of corporate hands. A small price to pay for a silly-place-free zone.